Why you should never do macaroni by Asternill, literature
Literature
Why you should never do macaroni
When everyone is on macaroni...
Papa Acachalla sees chickens everywhere,
Gertrude rubs Circletine in people's faces,
Sally wants to go to Belgium to have a waffle party with her,
Billy rolls on the floor screaming the lyrics of the "'Cuz I'm a Bird" song,
Sue throws shampoo out the window,
Spencer says that Death Mountain is where the zoras are (which is not true because that's where the gorons live),
Maddie Friend runs around while screaming "IMA YANDERE-CHAN",
Maxwell throws bikes everywhere,
Johnny Ghost shoots everything, believing they're birds,
Johnny Toast splashes tea on his face while Sylar worries about his mental state,
Jimmy Cask
(Cannot think of a good title here) by Asternill, literature
Literature
(Cannot think of a good title here)
“Mama, what’s that?” I ask as I pointed to the moving thing that moved on four circles outside of the house, but Mama just giggled while petting me. I don’t get it. It moved without being pulled or pushed.
I turn away of the clear wall and looked at my ball. The ball didn’t move, so how did the thing move? I pushed the ball gently. It rolled slowly, but stopped after a while. “How did it moved?” I babbled, but she chuckled and hugged me.
Does she understand what I’m saying? I guess it doesn’t matter because there was a loud ringing. Then, Mama walked away from me and picked up a black bo
30 more venturiantale gmod headcannons by Asternill, literature
Literature
30 more venturiantale gmod headcannons
1. Maxwell blames Papa Acachalla for getting him killed even though it was Jimmy's fault.
2. Jimmy is a really good actor and lier.
3. Jimmy gets annoyed when people think that Johnny Ghost was the original personality, but he deals with it because that's proof that his plans are successful.
4. Stardust Sprinkleshine was his own individual being (unless you believe that he's a genetic clone of Gregory Casket) until he decided to possess Papa Acachalla's body.
5. Gregory Casket is actually Canadian (which explains why he's so nice).
6. Even now, Jimmy is proud to be Canadian and is somewhat offended when people think he's American.
7. Jimmy is
I sat in the the train we stole with my brother, Papa Acachalla (yes, that's his name.). For some reason, José wasn't with us. Papa Acachalla peeked outside the window, then told me "I'll be in the cart behind us. Stay here.". I didn't know why he said that, so I decided to peek out the window. Then I saw the cliff that awaited me. Suddenly, I sprinted to follow Papa Acachalla, but I was too late; he already disconnected the carts. I saw him smirking on the on the other cart. I didn't know why he did it. He knew perfectly well I had a family to take care of. I couldn't jump off the train because it went too fast, so I decided to stop the
Venturiantale Gmod- Maxwell's Death (Introduction) by Asternill, literature
Literature
Venturiantale Gmod- Maxwell's Death (Introduction)
(This is my first story, so please don't hate because I know it sucks.)
It was was that day when Maxwell Acachalla died. It was very long ago. He and his brother were on a train full of money. All they needed to do now is to avoid any police or the sheriff, Prinston Quagmire. There were people who witnessed it all. Near by the tracks where it was a forked path was Jimmy Casket and Johnny Toast. Gertrude was in the same area watching. The forked path has two paths; one led to a different town while the other was a broken path that rode of a cliff and into the exact place Maxwell had died.
Why you should never do macaroni by Asternill, literature
Literature
Why you should never do macaroni
When everyone is on macaroni...
Papa Acachalla sees chickens everywhere,
Gertrude rubs Circletine in people's faces,
Sally wants to go to Belgium to have a waffle party with her,
Billy rolls on the floor screaming the lyrics of the "'Cuz I'm a Bird" song,
Sue throws shampoo out the window,
Spencer says that Death Mountain is where the zoras are (which is not true because that's where the gorons live),
Maddie Friend runs around while screaming "IMA YANDERE-CHAN",
Maxwell throws bikes everywhere,
Johnny Ghost shoots everything, believing they're birds,
Johnny Toast splashes tea on his face while Sylar worries about his mental state,
Jimmy Cask
(Cannot think of a good title here) by Asternill, literature
Literature
(Cannot think of a good title here)
“Mama, what’s that?” I ask as I pointed to the moving thing that moved on four circles outside of the house, but Mama just giggled while petting me. I don’t get it. It moved without being pulled or pushed.
I turn away of the clear wall and looked at my ball. The ball didn’t move, so how did the thing move? I pushed the ball gently. It rolled slowly, but stopped after a while. “How did it moved?” I babbled, but she chuckled and hugged me.
Does she understand what I’m saying? I guess it doesn’t matter because there was a loud ringing. Then, Mama walked away from me and picked up a black bo
My friend, Prettynightlife (https://www.deviantart.com/prettynightlife) has made an ask acount about our OCs.
Link:http://ask-swirl-and-friend.deviantart.com/
Anyway, here is a list of characters so far and their descriptions.
Cat Wizard:
Age: 19
She is the protector of her world and is the main leader. She is the most normal of the group and the mother of the group. Cat Wizard tries to be as weird as them, but she fails completely due to the team's complete insanity.
Origin: A joke in a comments
Brother Kitty:
Age: 13
He is the younger brother of Cat Wizard. He is curious and very polite. At one point in time, he was cursed. If he doesn't marry someone, he'll soon die. Cat Wizard
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Stawking is deviant watching me! (That sounded creepier than in my head XP) ALELELELELE
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEE
OMASGODSHIMSHOHAPPYNAO!
HUGS FOR EVERYONE!
INTO THE WOODS, IT'S TIME TO GO, IT MAY ALL BE VAIN, I KNOW.
INTO THE WOODS- BUT EVEN SO, I HAVE TO TAKE THE JOURNEY
STOP THE BATS! STOP THE BATS! MAKE THEM GO AND NOT COME BACK!
Meow :3
You want to know my secret? It's a good one.
SIGN MY SHIRT!
Kids, don't do macaroni. Just don't.
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